Its the hopeless cry of the ghosts that cry
Questioning the reasons that they had to die
The reason I am afraid to say
Is they Gastly, they Hauntered, and they lame
The restrained stained veins they rock in the ether
Reveal ireffutable reasons why I beatcha
Check the facts, no way you can fight this
Your a poison, Im a psychic
Telekinetic, astral projection
Semi-psychotic, lost your direction
Reflection wars of its own accord
under floorboards youll find the horde
That call me Lord, everything is dandy
Pass the lemonade and another rare candy
Got the constitution to escape this institution?
Or still a moon-stones throw from your evolution?

Lavender Town
Got this sound on lock
Lavender Town
We'll make your heart stop
Lavender Town
Its a beautiful place
Lavender Town
Lay your body to waste
Lavender Town
Do you believe in ghosts?
Lavender Town
We go for the throat
Lavender Town
Come for the Marowak
Lavender Town
And stay for the rap

Haunts waking dreams, it what it seems
Youll be asking me please for solar beams
Our schemes, your screams, my teams supreme
I cast aside your Red/Blue themes
Will you be deemed worthy for slumber
Maybe dance another number?
Afterlife, or hang around?
Rattling chains to Lavenders sound
Oh and how no escape you know
Kanto. Unova. Hoenn. Johto.
Sinnoh beware coz youre ripe for a scare
Dont enter my town, dont enter my lair
Families tear, feel it in your Cubone
Your Raticate's date with fate is full blown
Marowak rappers out of luck
I rated your name, and your name sucks

Lavender Town
Got this sound on lock
Lavender Town
We'll make your heart stop
Lavender Town
Its a beautiful place
Lavender Town
Lay your body to waste
Lavender Town
Do you believe in ghosts?
Lavender Town
We go for the throat
Lavender Town
Come for the Marowak
Lavender Town
And stay for the rap

Check this dude, got a PokeFlute
Brown-bagged, concealled, and I start to toot
Much like a piper, towns people follow
Areas like this you soon start to wallow
Instant regret: I stole your sleep
Night-theif, Dream Eat, Hypnosis, Weak!
Your Metronome pillow goes kick kick snare
Your whack Snorlax raps ill-prepared
Your tact to attack with your belt of beasts
I channel their souls, devour their dreams
Possessed by the quest to be the very best
Contest theres less, death, or unconciousness
Black out: Take half your funds
Then run to the PokeCentre, run fool run
You long to return, this song still burns
I got a lot of space for you at home in an urn.

Lavender Town
Got this sound on lock
Lavender Town
We'll make your heart stop
Lavender Town
Its a beautiful place
Lavender Town
Lay your body to waste
Lavender Town
Do you believe in ghosts?
Lavender Town
We go for the throat
Lavender Town
Come for the Marowak
Lavender Town
And stay for the rap