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This song is a retelling of a phone-call I (B) had with my friends partner. We so wanted her to come out with us, so I said "Please come out, don't be a douche bag!" She understandably took exception to this, and I tried to explain that I was not YET calling her a douche bag, only suggesting that if she did not come out, she would indeed become one. Did she come out drinking with us? I will never tell!

Originally, this song was a collaboration with Mashup Maloney, who provided an Animal Crossing sampling beat for B. Its larval form can be found on the "We Are Not Fraudulent" release!

Note: In between recording and releasing this song, the nightclub "Passion" changed its name to "Illusions". So Illusions is where you want to go if B-Type become huge and people do pilgrimages or whatever!

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Rachel
Verse 1
We got integrally important drinking to do
Formed a posse, a crew, and a bunch of dudes
Which includes you, which explains the reason
That me and my mates have planned a meeting
A rendezvous of such unrestrained drunkitude
No choice in the matter so don’t be a douche
Im not being rude, not saying you are one
But if you much as an hour has gone
And you’re not in Passion, sipping Jager-bombs
Then your quest to not be a douche has gone wrong
And we can’t have that, hence the chorus incoming
Is half super serious, and half not funning
Me, your fella, and some mates of mine
Need to save the world, through drinking wine
And you’ve been recruited, it’s not convoluted
The mission is one to which you are suited

Chorus
Rachel! Don’t be a douchebag
Don’t be a douchebag (x4)

Verse 2
Boring craic, all “Work in the morning!
Deadlines! Errands!” Hashtag Boring
Don’t get me snoring, we got a good buzz
Everybody now: One of us! Less fuss
And no, you don’t need to get changed
Just town on a Thursday, don’t act strange
We getting untamed, our fame is well renown
I thought I told y’all that we came to get down
And listen, I don’t make the rules
Which I did, I don’t! I know about school
And honestly your presentation will go way better
Get the sympathy vote being under the weather
Who knows what level of inspiration
Will bust forth through liquid lubrication?
Designation of drivers needs to discussion
25 minutes’ walk, 15 if you’re rushing!

Chorus

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from Galactic Dinosaur Patrol, released August 1, 2014

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BType Sunderland, UK

8bit Hiphop, also known as Chip-Hop, is what you find from BType. Known for high energy live shows, super catchy choruses and a punk rock attitude to rapping, BType hold the torth for British Nerdcore.

Playing across the United Kingdom and even in Europe and the USA, BType love adventuring, and would love to hear from you about playing your event!

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