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Human Girls

from Galactic Dinosaur Patrol by BType

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Everybody loves Human Girls! This track started as a collaborative effort between B, and one of our producers Kenji Run, for a project that, while unfortunately never saw the light of day, did produce this gem in its first form.
This song is dedicated to my (B) girlfriend!

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Verse 1
Ok, here’s the scoop
Been out of the world a while, out of the loop
Need a reboot, rest, relaxation
So I pick a planet, then I pick a nation
Explanation, I’m galactic, a captain
Of my own space ship, laser beams attacking
All the while rapping, interplanetary conquest
Best their finest warriors, then I play a set
Just for fun. Me and my band
Know what blue boobs look like under three suns
But I’m feeling glum, sometimes its a waste
Eskimo kissing girls with no nose on their face
I cannot relate, like “Remember Looney Tunes?”
She assumes that’s a slight against a psycho singer dude
I’m feeling crude, kind of wish I was curled
Up in bed, all warm with a human girl

Chorus
Human Girls! You got your shit together! Oh yeah!

Verse 2
Don’t wanna travel, I’m tired of waiting
You gotta tick a box called Homosapien
Tried escaping my culture, mistake!
Aliens picked at my like vultures, I wait
For the right kind of creature, giving me a hard on
Based on earth, based on carbon
Went exploring all the planets above
But in 1G gravity is where I kind love
Hive mind girls go behind your back
Spread gossip from the second that they show you their rack
Reptile planet? I couldn’t fit in
Couldn’t warm their blood, and I couldn’t shed my skin
Clan made of clouds, they aint all there
And the Martian girls, not a one had hair!
Robot planet, all programmed for evil
And don’t get me started on the crab people!

Chorus

Verse 3
So I found a chickadee, a life form like me
When she drinks too much she don’t sweat, she pees!
Two knees two legs two feet two eyes
Two ears two hands two boobs two thighs
And only one heart, with more capacity
Than this one rock where they have seventy three
We read the same kind of clocks, get the same kind of shocks
Not being racist cosplaying Mr. Spock
Got contemporary pop on lock, no regrets
There is a planet where the songs are polka dub step
Mixed with beat box, not played with the mouth
But body parts found further south
And we live in a house, not a hollowed out mouse
Not a tunnel underground or a bigger person’s mouth
I am not a loser, I know we in the future
But I don’t wanna have to re-write karma sutra
I wanna High-5 I don’t wanna high-paws
I wanna hold hands, not claws
No meteor storms discussing weather
Human girls, yep, you got it together!
Chorus

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from Galactic Dinosaur Patrol, released August 1, 2014

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BType Sunderland, UK

8bit Hiphop, also known as Chip-Hop, is what you find from BType. Known for high energy live shows, super catchy choruses and a punk rock attitude to rapping, BType hold the torth for British Nerdcore.

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