see this pinky finger?
when i drink tea it goes up, and i let it linger
while a singer in the back lays on a piano
recites some opera shit, hits the high notes
i got ghosts, in the family abode
handed down through generations stories told
suggest we have a penchant for pistols at dawn
only ever watch 1920s porn
born with a golden spoon in my mouth
got a golden nappy, a golden house
got ps and qs, thats please and thankyous
if you dont got manners then hey guy fuck you
deal with peasants get pheasants from farmers
what you a tuxedo i call pajamas
dapper as fuck be it night or day
always prepared for a regal soiree

Got a tophat, put your hands in the air
Put em in the air, put em in the air
Got a monocle, put your hands in the air
Put em in the air, put em in the air
Got yourself a cane, put your hands in the air
Put em in the air, put em in the air
Deed to some land, put your hands in the air
Put em in the air, put em in the air

rap over the rabble worth the hassle they cattle
aint talking about freestyle when i say a battle
take ten paces, turn and fire
kill a poet then show up late for church choir
i am a man of leisure, atop a steed
steed is a posh word for hourse indeed
never on my knees my eloqution is peak
ill teach you proper englands, like what i speaks
so important, im above the law
when i get pulled over shits like HAW HAW
vacation in the country, hunt me a fox
the type with a tail not the type with lockes
im a dapper gentlemen, and thats that
spat this while riding in a carriage chap
when your looking for a highly skilled debonair rapper
choose the one who looks fucking dapper

Dapper as fuck
Dapper as fuck
Dapper as all fuck its true

Got a tophat, put your hands in the air
Put em in the air, put em in the air
Got a monocle, put your hands in the air
Put em in the air, put em in the air
Got yourself a cane, put your hands in the air
Put em in the air, put em in the air
Deed to some land, put your hands in the air
Put em in the air, put em in the air